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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<presentation
template="css"
navmode="html"
navbarbackground="#4373b4"
navbartopiclinks="0"
navColor="#f1fbff"
logo1=""
stylesheet="presentations/slides/ezc/ez.css"
backgroundfixed="1" >
<topic>PHP</topic>
<title>The PHP Universe</title>
<event>PHPBenelux 2010</event>
<location>Antwerp, Belgium</location>
<date>Jan 30th, 2010</date>
<speaker>Derick Rethans</speaker>
<email>derick@php.net</email>
<url>http://derickrethans.nl/talks.html</url>
<joindin>http://joind.in/1240</joindin>
<slide>slides/kiss/title.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/toolbox/me.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/the-universe.xml</slide>
<!-- barriers of entry:
- other languages: different
- php: simple
- show learning curve with manual and community (tardis)
-->
<slide>slides/universe/barriers.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/python.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/c.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/dotnet.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/lisp.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/php.xml</slide>
<!-- different people
- hobbiests
- self-professionals
- professionals
- academics
-->
<slide>slides/universe/dev-types.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/geek.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/self-professional.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/professional.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/academics.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/interaction.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/shouting.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/ass1.xml</slide>
<!-- different areas
- coding
- internals:
scientists: http://www.flickr.com/photos/marsdd/2986989396/sizes/o/
- be nice (with number_format example) (shouting)
- pear
pear: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ajawin/2241195052/
- pecl/gtk
pickles: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kimncris/2338352716/sizes/l/
- documentation
librarians: http://www.flickr.com/photos/njlibraryevents/3501358883/sizes/l/
- system maintenance
cablemess: http://www.flickr.com/photos/vespa_gt/278340566/sizes/l/
- user land
library: ?
shouting: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kaptainkobold/26194492/sizes/o/
-->
<slide>slides/universe/scientists.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/internals-ass.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/internals-ass2.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/internals-ass3.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/pear.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/pickles.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/pickles-ass.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/library.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/librarians.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/cablemess.xml</slide>
<!--
- community
- mailinglist (internals, php-general)
- IRC (efnet/#php.pecl, #php-win-dev, ##php, #phpc, others (##backroom))
scientists2: http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrewserff/165688483/sizes/l/
servicedesk: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ryner/311518940/
bookclub: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ndemi/3636086073/sizes/l/
pub: http://www.flickr.com/photos/thehappyrobot/466094976/sizes/l/
privateclub: http://www.flickr.com/photos/zagatbuzz/4265996026/sizes/l/
- conferences
- different ones: zendcon, tek/works, local ones,
networking: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonbell/2742399929/sizes/l/
networking2: http://www.flickr.com/photos/vnoel/324770553/
- frameworks
framework: http://www.flickr.com/photos/sifter/292158704/sizes/l/
- user land communities: drupal, wordpress
wordpress: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dnorman/1458004451/
- connections
connections: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kevinkemmerer/3007254818/
-->
<slide>slides/universe/community.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/servicedesk.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/scientists2.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/pub.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/privateclub.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/framework.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/wordpress.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/networking2.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/networking.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/connections.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/community-larger-inside.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/universe/the-end.xml</slide>
</presentation>

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<presentation
template="css"
navmode="html"
navbarbackground="#4373b4"
navbartopiclinks="0"
navColor="#000000"
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<topic>DBUS</topic>
<title>PHP on the D-BUS</title>
<event>International PHP Conference</event>
<location>Karlsruhe, Germany</location>
<date>Nov 18th, 2009</date>
<speaker>Derick Rethans</speaker>
<email>derick@php.net</email>
<twitter>derickr</twitter>
<url>http://derickrethans.nl/talks.php</url>
<joindin>http://joind.in/1062</joindin>
<slide>slides/dbus/title.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/what-is-dbus.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/what-is-dbus-used-for.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/design-overview.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/message-types.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/identifying-objects.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/data-types.xml</slide>
<!-- PHP -->
<slide>slides/dbus/php-dbus-ext.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/php-as-client.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/data-type-mapping.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/data-type-mapping2.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/notify-hard.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/introspection.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/notify-introspect.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/php-as-server.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/signal.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/signal-send.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/skype.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/skype-theory-objects.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/skype-odd-api.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/skype-poll.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/skype-signal.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/what-next.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/playing-sound.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/making-call.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/sending-sms.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/internals/questions.xml</slide>
</presentation>

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<presentation
template="css"
navmode="html"
navbarbackground="#4373b4"
navbartopiclinks="0"
navColor="#000000"
logo1=""
stylesheet="presentations/slides/dbus/dbus.css"
backgroundfixed="1" >
<topic>DBUS</topic>
<title>PHP on the D-BUS</title>
<event>PHP UK 2010</event>
<location>London, UK</location>
<date>Feb 26th, 2010</date>
<speaker>Derick Rethans</speaker>
<email>derick@php.net</email>
<twitter>derickr</twitter>
<url>http://derickrethans.nl/talks.html</url>
<joindin>http://joind.in/1464</joindin>
<slide>slides/dbus/title.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/toolbox/me.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/what-is-dbus.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/what-is-dbus-used-for.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/design-overview.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/message-types.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/identifying-objects.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/data-types.xml</slide>
<!-- PHP -->
<slide>slides/dbus/php-dbus-ext.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/php-as-client.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/data-type-mapping.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/data-type-mapping2.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/notify-hard.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/introspection.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/notify-introspect.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/php-as-server.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/signal.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/signal-send.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/skype.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/skype-theory-objects.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/skype-odd-api.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/skype-poll.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/skype-signal.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/what-next.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/playing-sound.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/making-call.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/sending-sms.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/query-gps.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/internals/questions.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/dbus/title.xml</slide>
</presentation>

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<presentation
template="css"
navmode="html"
navbarbackground="#4373b4"
navbartopiclinks="0"
navColor="#f1fbff"
logo1=""
stylesheet="presentations/slides/ezc/ez.css"
backgroundfixed="1" >
<topic>PHP</topic>
<title>K.I.S.S.</title>
<event>PHP Barcelona Conference</event>
<location>Barcelona, Spain</location>
<date>Oct 30th, 2009</date>
<speaker>Derick Rethans</speaker>
<email>derick@php.net</email>
<url>http://derickrethans.nl/talks.php</url>
<joindin>http://joind.in/event/view/85</joindin>
<slide>slides/kiss/title.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/test.xml</slide>
<!-- HTML no-nos
-->
<slide>slides/kiss/simple-url.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/url-examples.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/open-pages.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/javascript.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/ajax.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/ajax2.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/arngren.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/website-language.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/language-google.xml</slide>
<!-- flash -->
<slide>slides/kiss/flashturbation.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/blink.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/sifr1.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/sifr2.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/sifr3.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/semi-broken.xml</slide>
<!-- java -->
<slide>slides/kiss/java0.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/java1.xml</slide>
<!-- phyton joke -->
<slide>slides/kiss/python.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/hard-php.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/goto4.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/abstraction.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/abstraction-db1.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/abstraction-db2.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/abstraction-db3.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/abstraction-db4.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/hammer.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/universal-hammer.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/hammer-factory.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/hammer-factory-design.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/complex-includes.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/spaghetti.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/dependencies.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/design-for-inheritance.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/debug.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/use-php-functionality.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/book.xml</slide>
<slide>slides/kiss/thanks.xml</slide>
<!--
- abstraction is good, but not always necessary
- simple architecture, no-dependencies, makes easier testing
- simple debugging and development (show komodo vs eclipse)
-->
</presentation>

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<title>Data-type mapping</title>
<subtitle>From PHP to DBUS</subtitle>
<blurb>Basic types</blurb>
<list>
<bullet>boolean -> boolean</bullet>
<bullet>integer -> int32</bullet>
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<bullet>array -> array (only basic types as values are supported)</bullet>
</list>
<blurb>Specific type classes</blurb>
<list>
<bullet>DbusByte, DbusBool, DbusInt16, DbusUInt16, DbusInt32, DbusUInt32, DbusInt64, DbusUInt64, DbusDouble</bullet>
</list>
<list>
<bullet>DbusArray( int $type, array $elements [, string $signature] )</bullet>
<bullet>DbusDict( int $type, array $elements )</bullet>
<bullet>DbusVariant( mixed $data )</bullet>
<bullet>DbusStruct( string $signature, array $elements )</bullet>
<bullet>DbusSet( array $elements )</bullet>
<bullet>DbusObjectPath( string $path )</bullet>
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<bullet>dict-entry -> variable (could be anything)</bullet>
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<bullet>struct -> DbusStruct</bullet>
<bullet>object-path -> DbusObjectPath</bullet>
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<bullet>struct (contains one or more complete types)</bullet>
<bullet>dictionary entry (contains a key (basic type) and a value, must be part of an array)</bullet>
<bullet>variant (contains a type and a value)</bullet>
<bullet>object path (a string representation of a DBUS Object)</bullet>
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<slide>
<title>Identifying objects</title>
<title>DBus Parts</title>
<list>
<bullet>*Bus*: Communication pathways that clients can transport messages over</bullet>
<bullet>*Connection*: Every connection to the bus has one (or more) unique names (random and well-known) (~:1.363~ or ~nl.derickrethans.test~).</bullet>
<bullet>*Object*: A communications end-point that a process exports to offer its services (~/nl/derickrethans/test~).</bullet>
<bullet>*Proxy*: A client-level representation of an object on the bus.</bullet>
<bullet>*Method*: A function on an object; they have input and output parameters and are called through proxies.</bullet>
<bullet>*Signal*: One way communications from an object to registered clients.</bullet>
<bullet>*Members*: A collection of methods and signals.</bullet>
<bullet>*Interface*: A collection of members; each object can implement multiple interfaces (~nl.derickrethans.test~, ~org.freedesktop.DBus.Introspectable~).</bullet>
</list>
<image filename="bus-hierarchy-conceptual.png"/>
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<slide>
<title>Phone Services</title>
<subtitle>Making a call</subtitle>
<example><![CDATA[<?php
$d = new DBus( DBus::BUS_SYSTEM );
$callInterface = $d->createProxy(
'org.freesmartphone.ogsmd',
'/org/freesmartphone/GSM/Device',
'org.freesmartphone.GSM.Call'
);
$callInterface->Initiate( $nr, 'voice' );
?>]]></example>
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<slide>
<title>Phone Services</title>
<subtitle>Playing Sounds</subtitle>
<example><![CDATA[<?php
$d = new Dbus( Dbus::BUS_SYSTEM );
$soundDbus = $d->createProxy(
'org.freesmartphone.odeviced',
'/org/freesmartphone/Device/Audio',
'org.freesmartphone.Device.Audio'
);
$soundDbus->PlaySound(
'/usr/share/sounds/notify_message.wav',
0, 0
);
?>]]></example>
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<slide>
<title>Phone Services</title>
<subtitle>Getting GPS coordinates</subtitle>
<example><![CDATA[<?php
$d = new Dbus( Dbus::BUS_SYSTEM );
$gpsPos = $d->createProxy(
'org.freedesktop.Gypsy', '/org/freedesktop/Gypsy',
'org.freedesktop.Gypsy.Position'
);
$gpsDevice = $d->createProxy(
'org.freedesktop.Gypsy', '/org/freedesktop/Gypsy',
'org.freedesktop.Gypsy.Device'
);
$coords = $gpsPos->GetPosition()->getData();
$fix = $gpsDevice->GetFixStatus();
switch ( $fix )
{
case 0: $txt = 'Invalid fix'; break;
case 1: $txt = 'No fix'; break;
case 2: $txt = '2D fix'; break;
case 3: $txt = '3D fix'; break;
}
printf(
"%s | Location: %.2f, %.2f | %s",
date_create()->format( 'H:i:s' ),
$coords[2], $coords[3], $txt
);
?>]]></example>
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<slide>
<title>Phone Services</title>
<subtitle>Sending SMS</subtitle>
<example><![CDATA[<?php
$d = new DBus( DBus::BUS_SYSTEM );
$smsInterface = $d->createProxy(
'org.freesmartphone.ogsmd',
'/org/freesmartphone/GSM/Device',
'org.freesmartphone.GSM.SMS'
);
if ( strlen( $text ) <= 160 )
{
$smsInterface->SendMessage(
$nr,
$text,
new DBusDict( Dbus::VARIANT,array() )
);
echo "Sending: $text\n";
}
else
{
$textParts = chunk_split( $text, 140, "\n" );
$textParts = explode( "\n", trim( $textParts ) );
$id = mt_rand( 0, 255 );
$cnt = count( $textParts );
$c = 1;
foreach( $textParts as $textPart )
{
$smsInterface->SendMessage(
$nr,
$textPart,
new DBusDict( Dbus::VARIANT,
array(
'csm_id' => new DBusVariant( $id ),
'csm_num' => new DBusVariant( $cnt ),
'csm_seq' => new DBusVariant( $c )
)
)
);
$c++;
echo "Sending: $textPart\n";
}
}
?>]]></example>
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<title>Watching signals</title>
<example><![CDATA[<?php
$d = new Dbus;
$d->addWatch( 'org.freedesktop.PowerManagement.Backlight' );
$d = new Dbus( Dbus::BUS_SYSTEM );
$d->addWatch( 'org.freedesktop.Hal.Device' );
$d->addWatch( 'nl.derickrethans.Interface' );
$b = 0;
do
{
$s = $d->waitLoop( 1000 );
$s = $d->waitLoop( 1000 );
if ( !$s ) continue;
if ( $s->matches(
"org.freedesktop.PowerManagement.Backlight", "BrightnessChanged" )
{
$b = $s->getData();
echo "Brightness: {$b[0]}\n";
}
if ( $s->matches( 'nl.derickrethans.Interface', 'TestSignal' ) )
{
var_dump( $s->getData() );
}
if ( $s->matches( 'org.freedesktop.Hal.Device', 'Condition' ) )
{
$b = $s->getData()->getData();
if ( in_array( 'brightness-up', $b ) ||
in_array( 'brightness-down', $b ) )
{
echo "Brightness changed\n";
}
}
else if ( $s->matches( 'nl.derickrethans.Interface', 'TestSignal' ) )
{
var_dump( $s->getData() );
}
}
while ( true );
?> ]]></example>
?>]]></example>
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$n = $d->createProxy( "com.Skype.API", "/com/Skype", "com.Skype.API");
$n->Invoke( "NAME PHP" );
$n->Invoke( "PROTOCOL 7" );
$chatId = $n->Invoke( "CHAT CREATE omsmestad" );
@list( $ignore, $id, $stuff, $stuff2 ) = explode( " ", $chatId );
$chatId = $n->Invoke( "CHAT CREATE {$argv[1]}" );
list( $ignore, $id, $stuff, $stuff2 ) = explode( " ", $chatId );
$n->Invoke( "OPEN CHAT $id" );
while ( true )
{
$r = $n->Invoke( "GET CHAT $id RECENTCHATMESSAGES" );
@list( $ignore, $dummy, $dummy, $messageIds ) = explode( ' ', $r, 4 );
foreach( explode( ", ", $messageIds ) as $messageId )
{
$data = $n->Invoke( "GET CHATMESSAGE $messageId FROM_HANDLE" );
list( $a, $b, $c, $name ) = explode( ' ', $data, 4 );
$data = $n->Invoke( "GET CHATMESSAGE $messageId BODY" );
list( $a, $b, $c, $body ) = explode( ' ', $data, 4 );
echo $name, ": ", $body, "\n";
$n->Invoke( "SET CHATMESSAGE $messageId SEEN" );
}
sleep( 1 );
$r = $n->Invoke( "GET CHAT $id RECENTCHATMESSAGES" );
list( $ignore, $dummy, $dummy, $messageIds ) = explode( ' ', $r, 4 );
foreach( explode( ", ", $messageIds ) as $messageId )
{
$data = $n->Invoke( "GET CHATMESSAGE $messageId FROM_HANDLE" );
list( $a, $b, $c, $name ) = explode( ' ', $data, 4 );
$data = $n->Invoke( "GET CHATMESSAGE $messageId BODY" );
list( $a, $b, $c, $body ) = explode( ' ', $data, 4 );
echo $name, ": ", $body, "\n";
$n->Invoke( "SET CHATMESSAGE $messageId SEEN" );
}
sleep( 30 );
}
?>]]></example>
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$n = $d->createProxy( "com.Skype.API", "/com/Skype", "com.Skype.API");
$n->Invoke( "NAME PHP" );
$n->Invoke( "PROTOCOL 7" );
$n->Invoke( "CHAT CREATE omsmestad" );
@list( $ignore, $id, $stuff, $stuff2 ) = explode( " ", $chatId );
$chatId = $n->Invoke( "CHAT CREATE {$argv[1]}" );
list( $ignore, $id, $stuff, $stuff2 ) = explode( " ", $chatId );
$n->Invoke( "OPEN CHAT $id" );
class testClass {
static function notify($a) {
global $n;
static function notify($a)
{
global $n;
@list( $a, $b, $c, $d ) = explode( ' ', $a, 4 );
if ( $a === "CHATMESSAGE" && ( $d === "RECEIVED" || $d == "SENT" ) )
{
$data = $n->Invoke( "GET CHATMESSAGE $b FROM_DISPNAME" );
@list( $a, $b, $c, $person ) = explode( ' ', $data, 4 );
@list( $a, $b, $c, $d ) = explode( ' ', $a, 4 );
$data = $n->Invoke( "GET CHATMESSAGE $b BODY" );
@list( $a, $b, $c, $body ) = explode( ' ', $data, 4 );
echo $person, ': ', $body, "\n";
}
}
if ( $a === "CHATMESSAGE" && in_array( $d, array( 'READ', 'SENT' ) ) )
{
$data = $n->Invoke( "GET CHATMESSAGE $b BODY" );
list( $a, $b, $c, $body ) = explode( ' ', $data, 4 );
echo $body, "\n";
}
}
}
$d->registerObject( '/com/Skype/Client', 'com.Skype.API.Client', 'testClass' );
$d->registerObject(
'/com/Skype/Client', 'com.Skype.API.Client', 'testClass'
);
do {
$s = $d->waitLoop( 1000 );
$s = $d->waitLoop( 1000 );
}
while ( true );
?>]]></example>

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<slide template="title">
<slide template="white">
<title>Welcome!</title>
<blurb class="event-date">:-:title:-:</blurb>
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
<break/>
<blurb class="event-date">:-:event:-: - :-:location:-:</blurb>
<break/>
<blurb class="event-presenter">Derick Rethans - dr@ez.no - twitter: @:-:twitter:-:</blurb>
<blurb class="event-presenter">Derick Rethans - :-:email:-: - twitter: @:-:twitter:-:</blurb>
<break/>
<blurb class="pres-url-small">:-:url:-:</blurb>
<blurb class="pres-url-small">:-:joindin:-:</blurb>

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<list>
<bullet>On the (GNOME) desktop: Avahi, CUPS, GConf, Nautilus, Network Manager, Power Manager, Screen Saver, Volume Manager</bullet>
<bullet>System level elements: HAL</bullet>
<bullet>Gnome applications: Pidgin, Rhythmbox</bullet>
<bullet>System level elements: HAL, Network manager</bullet>
<bullet>Gnome applications: Pidgin, Empathy/Telepathy, Liferea, Rhythmbox</bullet>
<bullet>Other applications: skype</bullet>
<bullet>But also on the Openmoko platform (freesmartphone.org)</bullet>
</list>

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body.white {
display: table;
width: 1020px;
width: 1024px;
}
body.white div.mainarea {
display: table-cell;
position: static;
vertical-align: middle;
vertical-align: bottom;
font-family: "MaxOT-book";
padding-bottom: 150px;
}
body.white div.mainarea-outer {
background: transparent url(presentations/slides/kiss/kiss-white.png) repeat fixed 0 0;
}
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{
font-size: 64px;
}
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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
<slide>
<title>Parsing Dates - Take #2</title>
<title>Parsing Dates</title>
<blurb>Parsing strings for date time information by instantiating a
DateTime object:</blurb>
<example><![CDATA[<?php
$ts = new DateTime("2006-11-07 16:12:15");
$dt = new DateTime("2006-11-07 16:12:15");
?>]]></example>
<break/>
@@ -15,8 +15,8 @@
<break/>
<example result="1"><![CDATA[<?php
$ts = new DateTime("2007-09-03 13:44:39");
echo $ts->format( 'U' ), "\n";
$dt = new DateTime("2007-09-03 13:44:39");
echo $dt->format( 'U' ), "\n";
?>]]></example>
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<list>
<bullet>Uses Unix timestamp as base unit (seconds since 1970-01-01, 00:00 GMT)</bullet>
<bullet>Only 32 bit integers for timestamps (1902 to 2038)</bullet>
<bullet>Only 32 bit signed integers for timestamps (1901 to 2038)</bullet>
<bullet>Limited to only positive numbers on some Operating Systems (1970 to 2038)</bullet>
<bullet>~strtotime()~ is buggy and its implementation is very complex</bullet>
<bullet>No way of dealing correctly with timezones</bullet>

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$ts->modify("+2 days");
echo $ts->format(DATE_RFC2822), "<br/>\n";
$ts->modify("fifth month");
echo $ts->format(DATE_RFC2822), "<br/>\n";
$ts->modify("Friday +3 weeks");
echo $ts->format(DATE_RFC2822), "<br/>\n";

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<title>Parsing Dates</title>
<subtitle>With user-defined format</subtitle>
<blurb>Creating strings with the ~date_create_format_format()~ function:</blurb>
<blurb>Creating strings with the ~date_create_from_format()~ function:</blurb>
<example result="1"><![CDATA[<?php
$date = "06/08/04";
echo DateTime::createFromFormat( '!m/d/y', $date )->format( DateTime::ISO8601 ), "\n";
echo DateTime::createFromFormat( '!d/m/y', $date )->format( DateTime::ISO8601 ), "\n";
?>]]></example>
<break/>
<blurb>Parsing strings with the ~date_parse_from_format()~ function:</blurb>
<example result="1"><![CDATA[<?php
$date = "06/08/04";
print_r( date_parse_from_format( '!m*d*y', $date ) );
print_r( date_parse_from_format( '!y*d*m', $date ) );
?>]]></example>
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<blurb>Using the timezone when parsing a string with a date representation:</blurb>
<example result="1"><![CDATA[<?php
$tz1 = new DateTimeZone("Pacific/Honolulu");
$tz2 = new DateTimeZone("Europe/Amsterdam");
$tz3 = new DateTimeZone("Australia/Melbourne");
$tz2 = new DateTimeZone("Australia/Melbourne");
$ts = new DateTime("1978-12-22 09:15", $tz1);
echo $ts->getTimezone()->getName(), ': ',
$ts->format(DATE_RFC822), "<br/>";
$ts->format(DateTime::RFC2822), "<br/>";
$ts->setTimezone($tz2);
echo $ts->getTimezone()->getName(), ': ',
$ts->format(DATE_RFC822), "<br/>";
$ts->setTimezone($tz3);
echo $ts->getTimezone()->getName(), ': ',
$ts->format(DATE_RFC822);
$ts->format(DateTime::RFC2822), "<br/>";
?>]]></example>
<break lines="3"/>
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<bullet>~strtotime()~ has been rewritten</bullet>
<bullet>Nothing is Operating System dependent</bullet>
<bullet>Full support for timezones, DST, date modifications</bullet>
<bullet>New format modifiers: %e% for timezone identifier and %o% for ISO Year</bullet>
<bullet>Advanced date handling functions</bullet>
</list>
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<subtitle>Timezone Support</subtitle>
<list>
<bullet>Bundled timezone database with 560 zones</bullet>
<bullet>Bundled timezone database with 564 zones</bullet>
<bullet>Not dependent on timezone abbreviations</bullet>
<bullet>Timezones have the format: Continent/Location or Continent/Location/Sublocation - Like: Europe/Amsterdam, America/Indiana/Knox</bullet>
</list>

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<slide>
<title>Problems</title>
<subtitle>Timezones: Brazil</subtitle>
<image align="center" filename="bg_flag1.jpg" pdf-scale="0.8" />
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<slide template="white">
<title>Problems</title>
<image align="center" filename="fuck-dst.jpg" />
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<link marginleft="0em" leader="This presentation: " href="http://derickrethans.nl/talks.php" target="_new"/>
<link marginleft="0em" leader="World timezones: " href="http://www.worldtimezone.com/index24.php" target="_new"/>
<link marginleft="0em" leader="Geonames: " href="http://www.geonames.org/" target="_new"/>
<link marginleft="0em" leader="Questions?: " href="dr@ez.no" target="_new"/>
<link marginleft="0em" leader="Questions?: " href="derick@php.net" target="_new"/>
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<blurb>A passed timezone object does not override a *parsed* timezone:</blurb>
<example result="1"><![CDATA[<?php
$tz = new DateTimeZone("Pacific/Honolulu");
$ts1 = new DateTime("1978-12-22 09:15 CET", $tz);
$ts2 = new DateTime("1978-12-22 09:15 Europe/Amsterdam", $tz);
$ts2 = new DateTime("1978-12-22 09:15 Europe/London", $tz);
echo $ts2->format( DateTime::RFC2822 );
?>]]></example>
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<subtitle>Transition Times and Location Information</subtitle>
<example result="1"><![CDATA[<?php
$tz = new DateTimeZone("America/Caracas");
$trs = $tz->getTransitions(strtotime('1960-01-01 UTC'));
$tz = new DateTimeZone("Europe/London");
$trs = $tz->getTransitions(
strtotime('1938-01-01 UTC'), strtotime('1948-01-01 UTC')
);
echo "<pre>\n";
foreach ($trs as $tr) {

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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
<slide fontsize="6em">
<slide template="white">
<title>About Me</title>
<break lines="3"/>
<image filename="../tdd/derick_photo.jpg" align="right" pdf-scale="0.2"/>
<blurb>Derick Rethans</blurb>
<blurb>derick@php.net</blurb>
<list>
<bullet>Dutchman living in London</bullet>
<bullet>Project lead for eZ Components at eZ Systems A.S.</bullet>
</list>
<list>
<bullet>PHP development</bullet>
<bullet>Author of the mcrypt, input_filter and date/time extensions</bullet>
<bullet>Author of the mcrypt, input_filter, dbus, translit and date/time extensions</bullet>
<bullet>Author of Xdebug</bullet>
<bullet>Freelancer doing PHP (internals) development</bullet>
</list>
<image filename="../tdd/derick_photo.jpg" align="right" pdf-scale="0.2"/>
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<blurb><![CDATA[PHP Bugs: #50696: number_format when passed a 0 as first function argument, returns null]]></blurb>
<break lines="1"/>
<blurb>Just another example of the elitist fucking chodes working on PHP (sorry
for those that are actually cool). Fucking Rasmus fucking Lerdorf and fucking
Bjori too. I butt heads with them before, too… they don’t like suggestions for
simplifying the language, improving the libraries, or being civil. They’re all
assholes and can lick on my nut sack.</blurb>
<break lines="1"/>
<blurb class="quote_attr">http://maraby.org/post/327966880/php-bugs-50696-number-format-when-passed-a-0-as</blurb>
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<blurb>Re: [PHP-DEV] About optimization</blurb>
<break lines="1"/>
<blurb>Have been developing for a more than a decade... PHP4 was the last
time there was real performance improvements in PHP itself. The fact
that there are "several so-called byte code caches" does not equal a
good thing. It means that PHP is broken and lots of people are trying
to fix it. It also means that none have succeeded, as that would mean
that one of them would be included in the PHP core by now.
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<example>Yeah, I would firstly like to mention how absolutely pissed off at PHP I
am. Your program must be the absolute worst programmed piece of software
in all of the net. You compete with Bill Gates in that regard.
Now that I have that off my chest, let me explain why your program
sucks. I have spent over 12 hours researching, reinstalling, etc etc etc
etc etc etc ETCETERA... All trying to get mysql into php. It won't load
the goddamn dll. Nothing in Event Log. Nothing anywhere, regardless of
errors=E_ALL, or "REPORT_STARTUP_ERRORS". I have fucking done it all.
ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO INTEGRATE PHP WITH MYSQL. THIS IS BECAUSE YOUR PROGRAM
SUCKS, AND YOU SHOULD ADD SOME GODDAMN ERROR REPORTING SO WE CAN AT
LEAST FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK ____YOUR___ PROGRAM IS DOING WRONG.
FIX YOUR SHIT. just fucking fix it.
Thanks. And fuck you sincerely, for making my life, and everyone else's
life, an utter atrocity. I'm going to Cold Fusion 8; Fuck you.
Expected result:
----------------
Nothing. Your blasted PHP program doesn't even report error messages
like it should.
Actual result:
--------------
Yay! PHP Works. Oh wait... no it doesn't. It isn't loading .dll's, and
it isn't reporting why not - maybe this is because PHP sucks? yup, i
think so.
</example>
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<blurb>http://bugs.php.net/?id=50802</blurb>
<break lines="1"/>
<example>Sorry, but this sounds like "it's possible but i say is not because i
do not like to touch the code"</example>
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<blurb>[Xdebug] Installation — crash</blurb>
<break lines="2"/>
<example>php_xdebug-2.0.5-5.3-vc9.dll and php_xdebug-2.1.0beta1-5.3-vc9.dll both
result in connection reset messages.
Additional Information:
OS: Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
Web server: Apache 2.2.14
PHP: 5.3.1 (vc9) </example>
<break lines="2"/>
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<blurb class="blurb_big">other channels</blurb>
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<blurb class="blurb_big">IRC Freenode/#phpc</blurb>
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<blurb class="blurb_big">IRC EFNet/#php.pecl</blurb>
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<blurb class="blurb_big">IRC Freenode/##php</blurb>
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<blurb class="blurb_big">don't be an ass</blurb>
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<blurb class="blurb_big">end</blurb>
</slide>

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