- My ranting talk.

ranting-phptek6.xml

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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
+<presentation 
+	template="css" 
+	navmode="html"
+	navbarbackground="#4373b4"
+	navbartopiclinks="0"
+	navColor="#f1fbff"
+	logo1=""
+	stylesheet="presentations/slides/perf/ezp.css"
+	backgroundfixed="1" >
+<topic>PHP</topic>
+<title>Derick's Ranting Hour</title>
+<event>php|tek</event>
+<location>Orlando, Florida</location>
+<date>April 28th, 2006</date>
+<speaker>Derick Rethans</speaker>
+<email>derick@php.net</email>
+<url>http://files.derickrethans.nl/ranting-phptek6.pdf</url>
+<slide>slides/ranting/title.xml</slide>
+
+<slide>slides/ranting/disclaimer.xml</slide>
+<slide>slides/ranting/not-about-me.xml</slide>
+<slide>slides/ranting/whos-first.xml</slide>
+
+<slide>slides/ranting/case-sensivity.xml</slide>
+<slide>slides/ranting/argument-order.xml</slide>
+<slide>slides/ranting/bad-bugreports.xml</slide>
+<!--<slide>slides/ranting/array_merge.xml</slide>-->
+<slide>slides/ranting/we-re-voluteers.xml</slide>
+<slide>slides/ranting/frameworks-sucks.xml</slide>
+<slide>slides/ranting/goto.xml</slide>
+<slide>slides/ranting/namespaces.xml</slide>
+
+</presentation>

slides/ranting/argument-order.xml

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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
+<slide>
+	<title>Argument Order</title>
+
+<break lines="15"/>
+	<blurb class="large_blurb_center">PHP function's argument order is inconsistent</blurb>
+</slide>

slides/ranting/array_merge.xml

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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
+<slide>
+	<title>array_merge change</title>
+
+<break lines="15"/>
+	<blurb class="large_blurb_center">Yup, we broke BC</blurb>
+</slide>

slides/ranting/bad-bugreports.xml

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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
+<slide>
+	<title>Bug Reports</title>
+
+<break lines="15"/>
+	<blurb class="large_blurb_center">For sanity's sake, file decent bugreports</blurb>
+</slide>

slides/ranting/case-sensivity.xml

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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
+<slide>
+	<title>Case Insensivity</title>
+
+<break lines="15"/>
+	<blurb class="large_blurb_center">Functions in PHP do not have case sensitive names</blurb>
+</slide>

slides/ranting/disclaimer.xml

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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
+<slide>
+	<title>Disclaimers</title>
+
+	<list>
+		<bullet>Don't take me seriously (all the time)</bullet>
+		<bullet>I will try to take you seriously</bullet>
+	</list>
+</slide>

slides/ranting/frameworks-sucks.xml

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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
+<slide>
+	<title>Frameworks Suck</title>
+
+<break lines="15"/>
+	<blurb class="large_blurb_center">Yes they do!</blurb>
+</slide>

slides/ranting/goto.xml

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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
+<slide>
+	<title>goto</title>
+
+<break lines="15"/>
+	<blurb class="large_blurb_center">GOTO</blurb>
+</slide>

slides/ranting/namespaces.xml

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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
+<slide>
+	<title>Namespaces</title>
+
+<break lines="15"/>
+	<blurb class="large_blurb_center">We don't need no namespaces</blurb>
+</slide>

slides/ranting/not-about-me.xml

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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
+<slide>
+	<title>What Don't *You* Like?</title>
+
+	<list>
+		<bullet>I didn't really prepare a lot</bullet>
+		<bullet>So I want you (yes, you, the audience) to do this talk</bullet>
+		<bullet>So get up and out your frustrations</bullet>
+	</list>
+</slide>

slides/ranting/title.xml

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+<slide>
+<title>Welcome!</title>
+<image align="center" filename="mascot.jpg" pdf-scale="0.3"/>
+
+<break lines="3"/>
+<blurb class="event">Derick's Ranting Hour</blurb>
+<blurb class="event-date">:-:event:-:</blurb>
+<blurb class="event-presenter">Derick Rethans - derick@php.net</blurb>
+<blurb class="pres-url-small">:-:url:-:</blurb>
+</slide>

slides/ranting/we-do-our-best.xml

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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
+<slide>
+	<title>reference changes in PHP 4.4</title>
+
+<break lines="15"/>
+	<blurb class="large_blurb_center">We do our best!</blurb>
+</slide>

slides/ranting/we-re-voluteers.xml

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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
+<slide>
+	<title>We're Volunteers</title>
+
+<break lines="15"/>
+	<blurb class="large_blurb_center">Don't expect us to do something</blurb>
+</slide>

slides/ranting/whos-first.xml

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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
+<slide>
+	<title>Who's First?</title>
+
+<break lines="15"/>
+	<blurb class="large_blurb_center">Who's first?</blurb>
+</slide>